<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Bijender Bhardwaj</title><link>http://birdee.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Bijender Bhardwaj</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Love Marriage v/s Arranged Marriage</title><description><![CDATA[<font style="font-weight: bold;" size="6"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" class="spacer6"><br></span></font><BR><BR>						<font style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;" size="6">Love Marriage<br><br>********<br><br>Resembles procedural programming language.<br><br>We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on<br><br><br>Phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.<br><br>********<br><br>It<BR>is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time<BR>thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.<br><br><br>********<br><br>Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding.<br><br>********<br><br>You are the project leader so you are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- Married Life.<br><br><br>*******<br><br>Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.<br><br><br>********<br><br>Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.<br><br>********<br><br>Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash....<br><br>********<br><br>Arranged Marriage<br><br>********<br><br>Similar to object oriented programming approach.<br><br><br>We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her.<br><br><br>The functions are added to supplement the main program.<br><br><br>The functions can be added or deleted.<br><br>********<br><br>Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible<br><br>********<br><br><br>Compatible with hardware (Parents).<br><br>********<br><br><br>You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.<br><br>********<br><br>All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.<br><br>********<br><br>Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!<br><br>*******<br><br>Arranged Marriage is like Unix... Boring n colorless... Still extremely reliable n robust.<br><br><br>********<br><br><br></font>	<BR><BR>						<font style="font-weight: bold;" size="6"><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></font><BR><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home5/237/510b9bb8adde84ae9d62d1c5dee01c98/homep/images/1222000362">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:58:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://birdee.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/21/Love-Marriage-v-s-Arranged-Marriage.html</link></item><item><title>The Monk and The Baby</title><description><![CDATA[<font size="5"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); font-weight: bold;" class="spacer6"><br></span></font><BR><BR>						<font style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); font-weight: bold;" size="5">Once<BR>there was a monk who lived in a village. One day a young village girl<BR>became pregnant and was unmarried. She did not want to expose her<BR>boyfriend. Out of fear when her parents asked her who is responsible,<BR>she pointed her finger to that monk. <br><br> Her parents were<BR>infuriated. The next day, the whole village turned up to blame the him.<BR>"How could you?" "You dirty old man!" "You are a disgrace!" "Get out of<BR>our village, you hypocrite!" Some villagers even threaten the his life.<BR><br><br> After listening to all the accusations, what he said was "Is<BR>that so?" and went back to meditate. Months went by; the young girl<BR>gave birth to a baby. The parents of the young girl were forced to find<BR>a father for the child.<br><br> The parents and the villagers went up<BR>to approach him saying "You are responsible for this baby; therefore<BR>you should bring up the baby!" Once again, he said "Is that so?" He<BR>took the young baby in his arms and went back. <br><br> By this time<BR>the he has lost his reputation but it did not trouble him. He took very<BR>good care for this baby and he manages to obtain milk and everything<BR>the child needed from his neighbors. <br><br> After a year, he young<BR>girl felt ashamed and guilty and wanted to see her baby. She finally<BR>told the real story to her parents. When all the villagers came to know<BR>the truth, they all felt ashamed of having wrong him.<br><br> So all of<BR>them gathered and went to the monk asking for forgiveness. Once again,<BR>after listening to them said "Is that so?" He handed the baby back to<BR>the young girl.<br></font>	<BR><BR>						<font size="5"><br style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); font-weight: bold;"></font><BR><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home5/237/510b9bb8adde84ae9d62d1c5dee01c98/homep/images/1213443727">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://birdee.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/14/The-Monk-and-The-Baby.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<BR><BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(51, 255, 255); color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">LOVE OF CHILD</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; font-weight: bold; background-color: rgb(51, 255, 255); color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">The story goes that time ago a man punished his 5-year old daughter<BR>for wasting a roll of expensive gole wrapping paper. Money was tight and he<BR>became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to<BR>put under the Christmas tree. <br><BR><br><BR>Nevertheless. The little girl brought the gift box to her father the next<BR>morning said, this is for you , Daddy. The father was embarrassed by his<BR>earlier over recation, byt his anger lared again when he found the box was<BR>empty. <br><BR>He spoke to her in a harsh manner, Don't you know, young lady when you <br><BR>Give some one a present there's supposed to be something inside the package? <br><BR>The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and saied, oh, Daddy,<BR>It's Not Empty. I Blew Kisses Into Until It Was Full. he father was crushed. He<BR>fell on his knees and put arms around his little girl, and <br><BR>He begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger. <br><BR>An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is told<BR>that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life.<BR>And whenever he was discouraged of faced difficult problems he would open the<BR>box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had<BR>put it there. <br><BR>In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a golden baox<BR>filled with unconditional love and kisses from our> children, family,<BR>friends and God. There is not more precious possession anyone could hold. Or<BR>pass this on to your friends, <br><BR><br><BR><br><BR>take care..<br><BR>regards..</span></font></p><BR><BR><BR><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home5/237/510b9bb8adde84ae9d62d1c5dee01c98/homep/images/1212931222">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:30:04 +0530</pubDate><link>http://birdee.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/08/LOVE-OF-CHILDThe-story-goes-that-ti.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-size: 18pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: red; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">How<BR>to make good friends & Keep it forever?</span></strong></p><BR><BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><br><BR><br><BR><strong><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-size: 18pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: fuchsia; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Making friends is not always an<BR>easy affair, especially But, we can make friends, if we follow certain norms<BR>and tips, as shown below. </span></strong><br><BR><strong><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-size: 18pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: fuchsia; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">16 tips to make friendship and<BR>keep it forever:</span></strong></p><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Be optimistic. If some body<BR>     insults you, just ignore him and, don't be afraid to express your<BR>     opinions, as he has no idea what he is talking about. A positive out look<BR>     will make people want to be more around you.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Smile as much as you can. It<BR>     is a sign that you are interested in what they are saying.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Listen more than you talk and<BR>     try to take what the person says and run with it. Add your own thoughts<BR>     also occasionally, but don't hijack the conversation.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Say "hello" to those who<BR>     are reserved and talk less. Share something about yourself, such as why<BR>     are you there? Avoid talking about weather at that time.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Don't expect perfection out of<BR>     anyone (especially yourself). For example, if you forget your own name<BR>     while introducing yourself, don't get panicky, but just make fun of the<BR>     situation.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Share interesting ideas. Your<BR>     thoughts can open up many doors that can lead to friendship.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Crack a joke. Having a sense<BR>     of humor is important, but don't get yourself too carried away, as there<BR>     are some things you have to be serious about.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Start by doing little things,<BR>     if you are very reserved. For example, every time you go to work, say<BR>     hello to one person and have a one-on-one conversation with them.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Everybody likes some attention<BR>     (even the shy ones). Pay attention to people and they will repay you warmly.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Don't be selfish. Many think<BR>     if they are generous, their friends would take advantage of them. This is<BR>     an absurd paradox.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Just be yourself: Not<BR>     everybody likes a bubbly, funny personality. Don't try to say something<BR>     just for the purpose of looking smart. Lot of people prefers to have<BR>     friendship with sincere persons.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Love yourself. It is difficult<BR>     to like others, when you do not appreciate yourself for you are.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">If you make an appointment<BR>     with nybody, be on time. People like to make friendship with such type of<BR>     persons very much.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Be nice to others. Always give<BR>     compliments. Also crack a joke once in a while. People will laugh and find<BR>     you fun and funny to be with.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Be honest. Lying makes people<BR>     not want to be your friends any more.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: blue; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Surround yourself with people<BR>     you want to be like and also people who share your interests. Be<BR>     passionate about what you believe in. Never change your opinions and ideas<BR>     often. People like to show keen interest with such type of honest and<BR>     sincere people.</span></li></ul><BR><BR><p class="MsoNormal"><br><BR><strong><i><span style="background: lime none repeat scroll 0%; font-size: 18pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: red; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">The golden word<BR>is: "Friendship is fragile and handles it with care".</span></i></strong></p><BR><BR><BR><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home5/237/510b9bb8adde84ae9d62d1c5dee01c98/homep/images/1212928635">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:03:58 +0530</pubDate><link>http://birdee.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/08/Howto-make-good-friends-Keep.html</link></item></channel></rss>